I was at a nightclub in Downtown LA over the weekend, when this older, rather buff, suited gentleman comes sauntering over.
Looks-wise he made the cut.
Although I know better than to judge so soon.
He says to me, “Hi I’m Mike…you come here often?”
Everyone knows that’s such a lame thing to say, right?!
(Mostly because it’s out-dated)
I say no.
He says, “Well I do…I’m a pretty upscale guy so I appreciate coming to upscale places.”
I laugh out loud.
Is he serious?
He’s basically setting the scene to brag about himself…and I’m not impressed.
He continues, “I’m actually not from this area but this place reminds me of Paris…where I LOVE to go with a woman…have you ever been there?”
I sip my Vodka cranberry…and just STARE at him.
He continues, “Yeah I don’t live in this area I just thought I’d come here tonight to spice up my weekend…”
I ask, “Let me guess you live in Marina Del Rey”
(A boughie beach town here in LA)
“HA how did you know?! It’s because you can tell I have my own yacht isn’t it?!”
Ya know I’m just gonna end this story right here…cuz if you’re not sick of hearing about this guy by now I’m sure as hell sick of WRITING about him.
And yet, sadly, most guys think this is what women want.
And if YOU think it as well…
You couldn’t be more wrong!
Listen the reason us ladies have a reputation for being dramatic, emotional, and CRAZY is because EMOTIONS are what fuel our decisions.
It’s reason we go NUTS over having the hottest pair of shoes that our girlfriends can only dream of owning…
And the reason we go nuts over hot & cold assholes.
So unless you’re hitting us (and hitting us HARD at that) on an emotional level…
We will decide AGAINST you.
(Like me with Mr. I Have A Boat)
So here are the 3 things every woman wants…and how you can use these to get her choosing YOU over any other man like a pair of Christian Louboutin’s over Reeboks:
1. “WHY WON’T HE LISTEN?!?!?!?!?!” –
You’ve probably heard plenty of women complain about this…
And if there’s anything my girlfriends complain about when it comes to men…
It’s the fact that men don’t understand us.
I once had a client practice his “game” on me…
And every time I tried to talk…
He’d talk right over me!
You’re sitting there trying to get me and here I am practically THROWING YOU the keys to my vagina…
And you probably don’t even realize it!
I thought the point was to get me interested and involved!
(Maybe it’s not for you…chances are it is)
Most men drop the ball because they fail to take into account the woman standing right in front of them.
And if you can’t connect, listen to, and understand the girl you’re trying to GET…
You sure as hell won’t get HER
(Or any woman for that matter)
I’ve been with many men that I couldn’t explain wanting other than the simple reason that, “Girls…he just GETS ME!”
And sure enough the girls would all nod in understanding.
It’s hard to come by a man who really just listens and understands us…
And once you’re able to do it…
You’ll have any woman looking at you like the man she needs to have.
2. “I JUST WANT A GUY THAT MAKES ME LAUGH!” –
Did you know that the same chemicals released in your brain when you laugh…
…are the very same chemicals released in your brain when you cum?
And for a woman…BECAUSE we thrive on FEELING something for you…
If you can make us LAUGH…
We consider you a man who can make us orgasm.
(And trust me that’s JUST as hard to come by too!).
We want a guy who can excite us…make us laugh our asses off…get us giddy and thinking about how ELATED we feel in your presence.
Of course making us laugh does not get the job done without making us feel UNDERSTOOD.
The worst thing you can become is the funny guy entertainment…
So make sure you hit step ONE first!
Because if you can make us laugh thereafter…
We SURE AS HELL will give you the chance to make us CUM.
3. “WHY DOESN’T HE WANT ME?!” –
OK this is complaint #1 for every woman I know…
“I don’t get it…is he not INTO me?!?!?!”
So my 7 girlfriends and I all have a group text that we’re in…
It mostly consists of life updates…
Buzzfeed quizzes for us to take…
And COMPLAINTS about YOU (not YOU you but other guys who aren’t as wonderful ;-))
Every Monday we all dish on the details of our dating lives…
And the number one complaint and question I hear from the girls is, “I don’t fucking get him…like…is he even INTO me?!”
The problem is…MOST GUYS don’t wanna come off as needy or desperate…
So they take the OTHER ROUTE in trying to show her that they don’t want her…
And if this is YOUR plan of attack..
I suggest you change course IMMEDIATELY!
We WANT YOU to WANT US!
And if you understand us and make us laugh…we are WAITING for you to show us how badly you want us!
Every straight feminist still has a vagina that she hopes will one day be filled with a Prince Charming who will stop at nothing to have her.
And if you’re the type of guy that doesn’t wanna come off as a jerk or dog..
And yet you STILL…for the love of God…you MUST still show us you want us.
It’s the only thing that’s gonna separate you from any friend we have…from any other relationship we have…
From any other man we CAN have.
If you’re a guy that can hit all 3 of these emotions in us…
The feeling of being understood…
The feeling we get when we burst out into hysterical laughter…
And the salacious sensations we feel when a man DESIRES us…
Then SHIIIIIIIIT…you’re a guy that can have us whenever you want us 😉
So make sure you do what it takes to have any woman you want, regardless of what you look like, your experience, or whether or not you have a boat.
And let me know how it goes 😉