daddy issues

Specialty treats from the Orange County fair [Read More]

1. I feel all too comfortable enough to be my genuine self in front of most men, which mostly consists of me genuinely being gassy 24/7. 2. I [Read More]

Now, I’m not gonna lie, I definitely have a few drinks in me.  Not enough to make me a hot mess in bed, but definitely enough to make me a [Read More]

I attempted to have Voxer sex today. It’s a step down from phone sex, yet a step up from sexting. It is exactly how you would imagine sex [Read More]

It’s Thursday night and 4:45 in the morning.  I guess technically that would make it Friday morning.  In that case, it’s mother fucking 4:45 am [Read More]

It’s Thursday night and 4:45 in the morning.  I guess technically that would make it Friday morning.  In that case, it’s mother fucking 4:45 am [Read More]

A young 18-year-old girl told me that she once used to do cocaine and Molly, carelessly sleeping around back when she was younger. Yeah, me [Read More]

Last night I was confronted with the fact that a guy I’m talking to is adamantly opposed to my use of the word CUNT.  In his words, [Read More]