*Walking into my elevator to see a man already in there*
Man: How you doin today miss?
Me: *smiling politely* Fine thanks…and yourself? *now looking back down at my phone out of sheer HABIT, ok?!*
Man: *snickering* Well I’m doin REAL good now that I get to look at you…
Me: *eyes widening and laughing* Omg wow…
Man: *surprised* What? You’re so adorable you know that?
Me: *shaking my head* Dude…what the fuck…
Man: *still surprised* I can tell you’re insecure cuz of your facial expression but I promise you you sexy as hell girl…and if you were a confident girl you would REALLY love hearing that
Me: *sarcastically* Oh my God yaasssss that’s exactly what confident women would do *blown away that somebody actually said that out loud to anybody with my head still down*
Man: *proud of himself for knowing women so well*I know I know but don’t worry you’re so sexy I’ve enjoyed looking at you this whole time
*Elevator door bings and opens*
Me: *now lifting my head to look him dead in his eyes when I say* I hope I NEVER see you again