Fucking Around at Work

Co-worker: So…the bosses are out…what should we do?
Me: We should fuck.
Co-worker: YES. Where?
Me: In the bathroom.
Co-worker: Nobody’s here you idiot we don’t have to HIDE.
Me: Well I’m on my period and it’s easier to clean up in the bathroom.
Co-worker: Well I like to scoop up the red tide after…it’s gonna be in my belly regardless.
Me: …….you fucking disgust me. No wonder you don’t get laid.