I was just hit on at the gas station. Maybe it was the sexy wife beater and mesh shorts I was donning coupled with my unshowered stench and hose handling skills.
He asked if I was into doctors.
I said, “Buddy, I’m into men with a pretty face, nice arms, and a set of balls, both literally and figuratively.”
I’m beginning to realize that I get hit on most the week before my period.
I recall once reading an article stating that a woman has more pheromones emanating about a week prior to the bloody bonanza. Translation: she’s giving off more essence of COME FUCK ME.
Maybe science was on to something.
Or maybe I just happen to dress sluttier around this time.
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