I was supposed to have a date with a dentist tonight. After solidifying plans on where to meet, what time, and specific details about what we were going to do, I arrived home to find my BRAND NEW CROCKPOT and paleo diet cookbook waiting for me. SCORE I’VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR THESE TWO!!!! Completely enamored by their dual presence and itching incessantly to use both, I immediately texted my date (only an hour beforehand mind you) to let him know that I would not in fact be making it and I was terribly sorry to be so much of a cunt as to cancel so late.
Needless to say, my meal was AMAZING and I did not regret a single bit of doing so. Besides…his last words to me on the phone were, “Aiiite yo I’ll holla atchu…” Dude…what the FUCK kind of dentist are you that you’ll tell me you’ll “HOLLA AT ME”?!
Crockpot: 1, Super Thug Dentist: 0.
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