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Anal Sex: Butt, Why Not?

Nov 15

Yesterday I met up with Persian Princess for the first time since she got married in September.

Woe to the hazards of living a county away from one another in California.

Having not really taken time to talk since we graduated in May, I updated her on my life by making sure to fully fill her in on how I’ve been getting filled in lately.

A half hour to closing at the Starbucks in Irvine:

Persian Princess: *in her thick Iranian accent, grabbing my tit and shaking it* Brownie when your boobs get so big?  I don’t remember your boobies looking like dis! 

Me: *shooing her hand away*  ASSHOLE we’re in public…!  *like my public display is any more appropriate than hers, now seriously and lowering my voice as to not let the Starbucks workers hear*  So listen…I DO ANAL NOW..and not just to be polite while I’m on my period..like I genuinely LOVE getting fucked in my ass *now covering my mouth and giggling like a little school girl*

Persian Princess: *now fittingly calling me by my nickname* BROWNIE!!!  Oh my GAWD dat’s so bad!  How can you enjoy dat?!  YOU CANNOT EVEN HAVE ORGASM FROM DOING DAT!!!

Me: *looking sternly into her eyes with no expression* I came SIX TIMES the last time I was butt-fucked *covering my mouth again and now blushing as the boy mopping the floor just heard what I said*

Persian Princess: *throwing her hands up in the air and laughing uncontrollably*  OFF COURSE YOU DID!!!  You are dee horniest person I know!  You will probably have orgasm from man sticking his COCK in your EAR!!  *now hand-motioning herself getting ear fucked and having a super intense orgasm from it*

Me: *now laughing uncontrollably with her*  STOP!!  *grabbing her hand to MAKE her stop* Ok fine I probably would.  But no seriously…it’s fucking great don’t knock it til you try it. 

Persian Princess: *still smiling and taking my face in her hands* Ok my luff, I will try da butt sex den…and I will let you know how it goes.

Me: *very pleased at having made another convert* Ok good.  Make sure he plays with your asshole first, start in missionary so he’s against your clit, and just RELAX.  Oh and beware of farting after.

Persian Princess: *shaking her head and holding her temple*  Oh my little Brownie…OK I will do dat.

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