Drama: I ran into M&M today...mother fucker pretended not to know me. Me: Really? That's weird... Drama: Probably because he was with a [Read More]
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My Texts From Last Night
My absurdly drunk texting going on with Jester amidst my attempts to bed Jason last night, which I only happened to discover later on this [Read More]
Friends With Perceived Benefits
Went out unwillingly last night with Jester and Diva to somewhere out in the West side; my stubborn ass really hates leaving Hollywood to go [Read More]
Jersey Mismatch
I had a date last night with a sexy-ass Italian from north Jersey. You would think that this would be the perfect date for me considering, on [Read More]
Put Out or Get Put Out?
So last night, as I’m retelling the story of Mike and the cupcakes to Scandal and Drama, Drama demands to know why I even bothered making [Read More]
Stay Classy San Francisco
Was at the MAC today looking at lipstick with my cousin. I was determined to buy a nice rouge, as I don’t ever wear lipstick and thought I [Read More]
The Law of Attraction
Today I was inspired by a 16-year-old girl with a crush on a boy to GO AHEAD AND TELL M&M HOW I FEEEEEEL! Just go over there, knock on the [Read More]
Who Run The World?
I have no idea how I managed to head out last night, but champion out onto the mean streets of Hollywood Blvd. I did God dammit! I ended up out [Read More]
Slaps and Tickles
After last night’s failed attempts at solidifying a decent piece of ass, I decided to take up David on a mid-afternoon date at the W for [Read More]
The Dougie and The Douche
I had planned on staying in last night to watch Sex and The City and paint my nails. Miss Mirage hit me up around 7 though demanding that, if I [Read More]
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