Fifty Shades of Grey

1. Never dick your girls for dick. They’re there for you when things get hard and they’ll be there for you when he goes soft.  2. If [Read More]

I’ve never dated a drummer before, although it has always been a doting fantasy of mine considering how fucking awesome I am at [Read More]

It’s about 4 o’clock in the morning when we pull up to the house and all pour out of the cab as fast as we can.  Friend and [Read More]

It’s about 4 o’clock in the morning when we pull up to the house and all pour out of the cab as fast as we can.  Friend and [Read More]

Back at my apartment, Sunny, Angel, Mirage, her friend, and I begin getting ready to go to the club.  As we’re getting dressed, I’m [Read More]

As excited as 7-year-olds on Christmas morning, we get upstairs into the bedroom and Cousin Ron tosses me on the bed.   WAIT WAIT!  I have to go [Read More]

Drama had been pumping me up for some time about his hot, guido, entourage from Brooklyn coming to LA for a weekend getaway. Him: You’re [Read More]

Went back to Stout last night (fucking surprise surprise) for my date with the friend of Vixen and Gem’s, the guy who apparently bit off [Read More]

Back in JANUARY, I was hanging out at a Starbucks waiting for my skinny, tall, peppermint mocha with soy, no foam or whipped cream, when I was [Read More]