It’s Thursday night and 4:45 in the morning. I guess technically that would make it Friday morning. In that case, it’s mother fucking 4:45 am [Read More]
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Helping You Understand How I Got To Be So Whorish (I)
It’s Thursday night and 4:45 in the morning. I guess technically that would make it Friday morning. In that case, it’s mother fucking 4:45 am [Read More]
Those were the days…
A young 18-year-old girl told me that she once used to do cocaine and Molly, carelessly sleeping around back when she was younger. Yeah, me [Read More]
The only things allowed in my bed: me, myself, and my Chihuahua. [Read More]
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An uncircumsized penis is like a beautiful flower blossoming in all its beauty before you! …..don’t judge me it’s the only [Read More]
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Come Fuck Me’s
I was just hit on at the gas station. Maybe it was the sexy wife beater and mesh shorts I was donning coupled with my unshowered stench and hose [Read More]
Found this book at work. Everybody asked to borrow it, thinking it belonged to me. Pssh, coulda wrote this shit ma daaaaaaaaaaamn self. [Read More]
http://levelupseduction.com/found-this-book-at-work-everybody-asked-to/
Morning walk of shame down the Hollywood Walk of Fame [Read More]
http://levelupseduction.com/morning-walk-of-shame-down-the-hollywood-walk-of/
Dick or Diction
Last night I was confronted with the fact that a guy I’m talking to is adamantly opposed to my use of the word CUNT. In his words, [Read More]
Day date with myself at Bistro Figaro while I discuss booty call criteria, options, and expectations with Fifty Shades. Yes, I’m reading [Read More]
http://levelupseduction.com/day-date-with-myself-at-bistro-figaro-while-i/
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