It’s 10 o’clock in the morning. Drummer and I didn’t stop fucking until 9. Why am I awake right now? Oh yeah. Cuz [Read More]
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Friends Don’t Let Friends Fuck Each Other, Part II
Don’t ask me how I ended up half-naked in my bed with Drummer at this point…because I promise you I had every intention of making him [Read More]
Cream, Cum, and Wax
Today I stumbled upon Caramel Cream Roobis tea at work… I Caramel Creamed myself at such a remarkable discovery. This is the most action [Read More]
Hard At Work
Co-worker: Why don't you take your pants off or something? God just let loose already... Me: No, if I take off my pants you'll end up cumming [Read More]
Friends Don’t Let Friends Fuck Each Other, Part I
I don’t fuck my friends. If you’re a guy friend of mine, I won’t fuck you, I won’t suck you, and I sure as hell will [Read More]
Fifty Shades of My Fantasy, The Finale
With my dress still hiked up over my waist and my bare ass in the air, I ponder how the fuck I’m gonna get out of this one, as Fifty carries me [Read More]
I can’t understand how acting like a coke slut is supposed to be funny
OMG me neither! Thank God somebody agrees with me. *wink and a gun…followed by a high five…which will probably be rejected by [Read More]
Anatomy of a Breakup, Part II
Text: Drummer…is this you? I almost can’t fucking believe it…but to be honest I find myself to be very well versed in the art [Read More]
Helping You Understand How I Got To Be So Whorish (II)
"So let me get this straight: Your next door neighbor…the guy you’ve been HEARING having GOD AWFUL SEX…is hot? And…you [Read More]
Helping You Understand How I Got To Be So Whorish (II)
"So let me get this straight: Your next door neighbor…the guy you’ve been HEARING having GOD AWFUL SEX…is hot? And…you [Read More]
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