I normally wouldn’t be caught dead in a heavy metal goth bar. However, it’s now been twice that I’ve been to Angels and Kings, [Read More]
Bardot
Bedding a Bartender
I finally found a stable connect that gives me twice the amount of Molly for half the price as usual. It sure pays to be hot in Hollywood. With [Read More]
My Mocking Mama
Mom: *thick Filipino accent* So what ees yor new job den? Me: Well, Mom, I actually write newsletters and marketing emails giving men sex [Read More]
Rise and Write! …about sex [Read More]
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The Pick-up Artist
Him: *in a crowd of five guys walking into the club behind me* Hey cute dog! Can I pet it? Me: *sitting on a bench in front of the club and [Read More]
Sex Addicts Anonymous
I’ve been contemplating going to a Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting…but only because I’m pretty sure that’s where I’ll [Read More]
A Dating Tip for the Boys
While this post really has nothing to do with whether or not I got fucked, I needed to write it on the spot for a job application. Thought [Read More]
My Thoughts on Magic Mike
As desperately as everyone demanded I read Fifty Shades of Grey (which I now happen to use often every night to masturbate), I’m being [Read More]
The Molesting Masseuse
I got a massage the other day. The masseuse happened to be this super muscular, lean, fit beautiful 45-year-old man who wore a hemp necklace and [Read More]
Big Black Sausage or Big Black Sausage?
Specialty treats from the Orange County fair [Read More]
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