While this post really has nothing to do with whether or not I got fucked, I needed to write it on the spot for a job application. Thought I’d share *insert thumbs up and overly excited emoticon here*
One Simple, Yet Completely Overlooked, Dating Tip For Men:
Use her name – Women date for the simple fact that they want to find a man that will make them feel like they are the only possible creatures out there that’s actually worth a damn. They want to feel special. Not special in a sense that they were left back three times in kindergarten or even special like those awesome meals the waiter tells you they’re serving for the week, only to change these supposed “specials” NEXT week leaving you wondering why the HELL it wasn’t on the actual menu itself GOD DAMMIT! *ahem*
A woman wants to feel special in a sense that YOU. PICKED. HER. You picked her over that hot blonde with the fake tits working the front desk at your office. You picked her over your ex who still calls you to tell you she’s in love with you and willing to fellate you to the point of seeing Jesus. You picked her over that chick on OKCupid who graduated from Yale with her law degree and currently looking for “casual sex.” You get the picture.
The simplest way to convey this message (even if you actually wouldn’t pick THIS specific broad over an unflushed toilet at Venice Beach) is to use her name and to use if often. Our names are our initial introductions into this world, the means by which we first realize we are actually individuals set apart from others.
Think about the times people use your name and the people in your life who don’t. A man who uses my name on a date can disarm me within seconds and a man who uses it often has the power to make me drop my panties and morals within minutes.
So, Fellas, get your asses out there and use her name. If you do, she’ll be screaming yours all night.